So it’s been 7 months since I retired from roller derby. I miss it more and more as each day passes! I found this bandana with my original derby name on it. It made me sad but I think I’m ready to go back as a zebra (ref). That was may original plan once I left but it hurt seeing everyone play the game that stole my heart and knowing I physical couldn’t anymore. Lets start a new adventure!
JUST PRESS PLAY
I’m done. I give up. Take the internet away from me.
This made me LOL and LOL and LOL!!
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
WHAT IS THIS SOERCERY
OMG EVERYONE DO THIS.
oh my gosh i had my earbuds mixed up with the wrong sides and i started hearing him on my left as he said “so i’ll just move over to your right” baha
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER
This is the fanciest barber I’ve ever been to omtl.
Love my two doggies!!
Grumpy cat gets a professional photo shoot at Time.